Chris and Ed are men of little tolerance for each other. God, in an effort to prove He is a god of torment, has practically forced them to interact occupationally. This blog is an effort to ensure they never come to blows. Each employee will add to the ever growing list of "things they should never say in the presence of the other again under any circumstances period."

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Shirtless Midget Skills in Group Settings Only

[in reference to a conversation concerning: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM&eurl]

Chris:
If I've told you once, I've told you 1000 times, Ed. I'm not taking my shirt off and dancing like a midget for you.

Ed:
You knew you'd get this, but....

Never, ever, ever, ever again insinuate or suggest that I have any unction, wanting, or desire to have you do shirtless midget dancing "for me". It would only be acceptable for you to exhibit said shirtless midget skills in a group setting.

posted by dewde at 6:33 AM

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