Chris and Ed are men of little tolerance for each other. God, in an effort to prove He is a god of torment, has practically forced them to interact occupationally. This blog is an effort to ensure they never come to blows. Each employee will add to the ever growing list of "things they should never say in the presence of the other again under any circumstances period."

Monday, May 22, 2006

"Jesus loves you" and "hairy nipple"

Ed:
thing to do is 1. keep praying and 2. keep loving them
loving them = sending email forwards about she-men and stuff

Chris:
yeah you're right.
Nothing says "Jesus Loves You" like a good hairy nipple email forward.

Ed:
never, ever, ever say "Jesus loves you" and "hairy nipple" in the same sentence when speaking to me. ever.

Chris:
That's the Ed we all know and love.

Ed:
shut it and go send a trans-man email update

posted by dewde at 8:01 AM

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