Listening to Chris' thigh

Alvin: It was kind of difficult to understand, after all, I was listening to your thigh.

Chris: Alvin, never, ever, ever, EVER, tell me that you were listening to my thigh. Ever again.

Alvin: I was listening to your thigh.

Stating outright that Chris loves man-channeling

Chris:
that's funny.

Ed:
very, very funny

Chris:
you channeled Andy.
Something I aspire to daily :-D

Ed:
:-|

Ed:
you love man channeling

Chris:
Ed


Ed:
Chris

Chris:
Never, ever imply that I love to channel men.

Ever again.

Ever.

Ed:
I didn't imply it.
I stated the obvious.
Now back to your... behavior.

Entering my Brian

Chris:

funny that was who first entered my brian

Ed:

never, ever, ever share with me in any context whatsoever that something has "entered your brian"

Shirtless Midget Skills in Group Settings Only

[in reference to a conversation concerning: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM&eurl]

Chris:
If I've told you once, I've told you 1000 times, Ed. I'm not taking my shirt off and dancing like a midget for you.

Ed:
You knew you'd get this, but....

Never, ever, ever, ever again insinuate or suggest that I have any unction, wanting, or desire to have you do shirtless midget dancing "for me". It would only be acceptable for you to exhibit said shirtless midget skills in a group setting.

Concerning Shawn's stump

Shawn:
Oh yeah, there's plenty of room for my stump back here!

Chris:
If we could refrain from discussing your stump again, that would be great.

Don't forget the latex

Ed:
prolly would be best over phone, so it can wait. nothing urgent.

Chris:
cool. how about on my commute home :-D

Ed:
perfect!

Chris:
It's a date! DOn't forget the latex.

Ed:
the.... latex....

Ed:
never, ever, ever, ever, ever again use the word "latex" when referring to anything other than paint.

"Jesus loves you" and "hairy nipple"

Ed:
thing to do is 1. keep praying and 2. keep loving them
loving them = sending email forwards about she-men and stuff

Chris:
yeah you're right.
Nothing says "Jesus Loves You" like a good hairy nipple email forward.

Ed:
never, ever, ever say "Jesus loves you" and "hairy nipple" in the same sentence when speaking to me. ever.

Chris:
That's the Ed we all know and love.

Ed:
shut it and go send a trans-man email update