Banned Conversational Phrases: Imagine a Scrotum With A Bald Spot

Chris and Ed are men of little tolerance for each other. God, in an effort to prove He is a god of torment, has practically forced them to interact occupationally. This blog is an effort to ensure they never come to blows. Each employee will add to the ever growing list of "things they should never say in the presence of the other again under any circumstances period."