Chris and Ed are men of little tolerance for each other. God, in an effort to prove He is a god of torment, has practically forced them to interact occupationally. This blog is an effort to ensure they never come to blows. Each employee will add to the ever growing list of "things they should never say in the presence of the other again under any circumstances period."

Monday, November 14, 2005

Bring the Billy

EdW says: never, ever, ever, ask me to "bring the billy" again, please

posted by dewde at 11:31 PM | 0 comments

Friday, November 11, 2005

Imagine a Scrotum With A Bald Spot

EdW says: never, ever, ever, ever ask me to imagine male genitalia under any circumcision for any prostate. i mean reason.

posted by dewde at 2:35 AM | 1 comments

Thursday, November 10, 2005

My Googler Hurts

Chris: (to Todd) My googler hurts.

posted by dewde at 3:49 PM | 0 comments

My High Beams Are Still On

Chris: Ed, never again tell me "my high beams are still on".

posted by dewde at 8:47 AM | 0 comments

Monday, November 07, 2005

Gratuitous Fanny Hand Fan

Ed: okay, there's a "never say in my presence" addition

posted by dewde at 2:36 AM | 0 comments

Friday, November 04, 2005

Frolicking in Excrement

Ed: Chris, please never use the phrase "Frolicking in excrement" in my presence again

posted by dewde at 1:12 AM | 0 comments